WHAT IF QUESTIONS FOR BATMAN ?

For all you Batman fans out there in blog land. I am daring to ask questions about the Dark Knight, that some of you may have thought about but where to embarresed to ask. Batman is human after all and I would like to know how he would over come some of these challenges which I will now enquire.

1. What happens when he feels diarrhea comming on while on duty?

2. What happens when he gets an errection? That suit looks aweful tight to me.

3. How dose he handle the flu and throwing up while on duty ?

4. If He finds a kidnapped baby and the baby made an over loading suprize in the diaper? Will he change the baby?

5. Dose he know how? Maybe he has a spare diaper in the utilty belt for such emerganies.

If have an answer to any of these questions or you have a question of your own please share. Thank You.